
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. And in our shirts.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. And please bear our teasing :) If it becomes excessive, it just means we like you.
6. Please dont make us carry girly bags...please.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. We love you more when you're just wearing jeans and a white shirt.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. Boys stick together, no matter what.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. We like it when you brush our hair with your hands, when you rub our backs, and when you touch our ears.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down. No nagging please.
15. I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Feed us and we'll be happy.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, we will more often than not think that it is THAT time of the month.
23. You’re really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
26. But we will still choose.. even though we know our opinion does not really matter.
27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we're meeting my parents.
29. It is okay if you talk a lot. Just ask how we are every now and then. We will definitely appreciate the simple "How are you?"
30. We love a girl with a big appetite.
31. Girls who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us beer.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
33. We love ponytails. But the occasional lugay would be great. : )
34. Boys will be boys. Accept it.
35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around. Show us that you can laugh at yourself, and we'll stay longer.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Booyah. Show us your independence, and we will like you even more.
40. We dont ALWAYS have to decide whenever we go out. Everything's two-way. ; )
41. We might look at other girls...but we're just actually pitying how low they are compared to you. ; )
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
44. If you can shoot a ball through the hoop, we just might fall in love.
45. We take pleasure in taking care of you and making you happy.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?" Almost everything is a test, we know.
49. Don't keep us guessing.
50. Do not lie to us.




